1 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:04,233 MORNING, DADDY. 2 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:05,400 WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,333 WELL, SINCE AUNT ELLA DIDN'T 4 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,233 COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR 5 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:08,167 BREAKFAST THIS MORNING -- 6 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:09,433 FROOTY HOOPS. 7 00:00:09,433 --> 00:00:10,267 WAIT A MINUTE. 8 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:11,700 AUNTIE ELLA USUALLY PREPARES A 9 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,533 HOT BREAKFAST. 10 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:13,200 HOT? 11 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,600 YOU WANT HOT, I CAN MAKE HOT. 12 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,733 WHOA! NO, NO, NO! 13 00:00:16,733 --> 00:00:17,567 THEN WHAT Y'ALL WANT? 14 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:18,967 YOU WANT PANCAKES, FRENCH TOAST? 15 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:20,467 OR YOU WANT MY FAMOUS OMELET 16 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:21,133 SURPRISE? 17 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:22,267 UH... 18 00:00:22,267 --> 00:00:23,967 NO, THANK YOU. 19 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:25,033 YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT BE 20 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,367 SURPRISED BECAUSE LAST TIME MY 21 00:00:26,367 --> 00:00:28,900 STOMACH WAS PRETTY SURPRISED. 22 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:29,667 SO I'LL JUST TAKE THE 23 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:30,400 FROOTY HOOPS. 24 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,667 FROOTY HOOPS IT IS. 25 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:32,867 MORNING, BABIES. 26 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:33,733 MORNING. 27 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:34,467 MORNING, C.J. 28 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:35,367 MORNING. 29 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:36,167 WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? 30 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,667 Both: FROOTY HOOPS. 31 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:38,467 UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING 32 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:39,167 ELSE. 33 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:39,967 I CAN COOK NOW. 34 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:41,833 OH, NO! NO, NO. 35 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,233 UH, WHERE -- WHERE'S MISS ELLA? 36 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:44,067 SHE DIDN'T COME OUT FOR 37 00:00:44,067 --> 00:00:45,000 BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, BUT I 38 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,700 CAN COOK. 39 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,067 THAT'S -- THAT'S -- NO, 40 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:47,767 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 41 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:49,367 I'LL DO FROOTY HOOPS. 42 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:51,233 HA HA! 43 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:52,767 GOOD MORNING, FREELOADERS. 44 00:00:52,767 --> 00:00:54,400 OH, BEFORE YOU ASK, AUNT ELLA 45 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,433 DID NOT COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR 46 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:56,300 BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. 47 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,033 SO WE'RE ALL HAVING 48 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:57,633 FROOTY HOOPS. 49 00:00:57,633 --> 00:00:58,567 I KNOW SHE DIDN'T COME OUT. 50 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,167 SHE GOT THE FLU. 51 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,267 Together: THE FLU?! 52 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,767 BUT AUNTIE ELLA DOESN'T GET 53 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:02,800 SICK. 54 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 ARE YOU SURE SHE AIN'T JUST 55 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,367 TIRED AND JUST WANTED TO SLEEP 56 00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:06,067 IN? 57 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,233 YOU SEE THIS SHIRT? 58 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,067 SHE THREW UP ALL OVER IT. 59 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:10,233 [ IMITATES VOMITING ] 60 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:11,533 UGH. 61 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:12,267 THANK YOU. 62 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:15,200 NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE. 63 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,733 WAIT A MINUTE! 64 00:01:16,733 --> 00:01:17,933 WITHOUT AUNTIE ELLA, WE WON'T 65 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:19,200 HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES. 66 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,167 WE WON'T HAVE DISHES. 67 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,200 W-WE WON'T HAVE FOOD! 68 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,067 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 69 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,733 CALM DOWN, BOY! CALM DOWN! 70 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:27,267 GIVE HER ALL SHE'S GOT! 71 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:29,067 COME BACK, BOY! COME BACK! 72 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,767 COME BACK! 73 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:33,067 SIT DOWN! 74 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:34,467 I'M THE FIRE CHIEF. 75 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:35,800 I HANDLE SITUATIONS. 76 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,200 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 77 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,967 WHAT YOU GONNA DO FIRST? 78 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,067 [ Voice breaking ] I'M GONNA 79 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,367 ASK ELLA WHAT TO DO. 80 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:50,200 POPS, PLEASE. 81 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,433 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 82 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:52,233 LAST TIME I DID MY OWN 83 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:53,633 LAUNDRY, MY BOXERS TURNED INTO 84 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:55,633 A THONG. 85 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:56,633 SOUNDS LIKE TO ME YOU GOT 86 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:57,367 THREE CHOICES. 87 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,400 YOU CAN EITHER TAKE THEM TO THE 88 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,100 LAUNDROMAT, YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO 89 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,467 THE CLEANERS, OR YOU CAN MAKE 90 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:05,733 FUNKY THE NEW SEXY. 91 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:07,067 GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! 92 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,400 WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT? 93 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,133 SHE GOT THE PART IN THE 94 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:09,800 SCHOOL PLAY. 95 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,967 [ SQUEALS ] 96 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,400 I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY IT. 97 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,533 WELL, YOU WERE TAKING TOO 98 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:15,400 LONG. 99 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,167 AWW! 100 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:16,867 WELL, WHICH PLAY IS IT, 101 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:17,533 SWEETHEART? 102 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:18,200 THAT'S GREAT. 103 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,067 HOW BIG IS YOUR PART, BABY? 104 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:21,267 AND DO I HAVE TO GO? 105 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:22,333 I'M THE PRINCESS IN 106 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,700 "PRINCESS AND THE PEACH." 107 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,333 OOH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A 108 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,967 BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, SWEETIE. 109 00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:27,900 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN THE 110 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,667 SCHOOL PLAY. 111 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:29,400 I HAD THE LEAD IN 112 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,500 "OLIVER TWIST." 113 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,200 I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES. 114 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,600 [ English accent ] "PLEASE, SIR, 115 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,633 MAY I HAVE SOME MORE GRUB?" 116 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:39,133 WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR? 117 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:41,133 BECAUSE YOU'RE OLIVER TWIST. 118 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:42,767 HEY, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN 119 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:44,167 "THE WIZ." 120 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,200 I WAS THE STAR. 121 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,533 OOH! WERE YOU DOROTHY? 122 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:48,767 [ FAKES LAUGHING ] 123 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:50,567 NO. I WAS THE LION. 124 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:52,933 AND I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES. 125 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:55,433 [ ROARS ] 126 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:57,167 DOROTHY WAS THE STAR. 127 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,900 PROPAGANDA MADE DOROTHY THE 128 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,667 STAR. 129 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:00,400 DOROTHY -- 130 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,233 THE STAR WAS THE LION. 131 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:03,200 COME ON, JAZZY. 132 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,067 I'LL COACH YOU. 133 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,500 DID YOU KNOW MOMMY WAS IN A LOT 134 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,733 OF PLAYS, STARTING ABOUT AT YOUR 135 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:07,400 AGE? 136 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,867 I WAS A WITCH. I'VE BEEN A TREE. 137 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:10,333 I THOUGHT ABOUT AUDITIONING FOR 138 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,700 "AIDA" ON BROADWAY, BUT I CAN 139 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,833 SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A PRINCESS, 140 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:13,500 BABY. 141 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,567 YOUR MOMMY'S BEEN A LOT OF 142 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:15,233 PRINCESSES. 143 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,567 OOH! 144 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:17,933 OOH, IT'S RIGHT THERE. 145 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:18,600 WHAT? 146 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,767 SHE USED TO STAR IN 147 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:20,533 "THE PRINCESS AND THE --" 148 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,200 DON'T YOU SAY IT. 149 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:23,867 "PIPE." 150 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:26,167 OHH! THAT'S JUST WRONG. 151 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:28,167 OH! FELT GOOD. 152 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:36,700 "CLOSED"? 153 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:37,600 HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU? 154 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,267 [ BELL DINGS ] 155 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:40,267 YEAH. 156 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:41,367 UNCLE CURTIS, WHY IS THERE A 157 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:42,767 CLOSED SIGN FOR THE KITCHEN? 158 00:03:42,767 --> 00:03:44,100 BECAUSE THE DINER IS CLOSED. 159 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,533 WE'RE CLOSED UNTIL DINNERTIME. 160 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:46,800 IT'S ABOUT A HALF-HOUR AWAY. 161 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,967 BUT AUNTIE ELLA NEVER CLOSED 162 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:48,633 DOWN THE KITCHEN. 163 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:51,933 NEW CHEF, NEW RULES. 164 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:52,767 WELL, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A 165 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:54,467 SNACK? 166 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,267 READ THE SIGN. 167 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:56,567 WHAT'S THE SIGN SAY? 168 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,100 IT SAYS "OPEN FOR" WHAT? 169 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,767 BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. 170 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:03,067 UNCLE CURTIS, I'M HUNGRY. 171 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:03,933 I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT THIS 172 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:06,600 TIME BECAUSE I LIKE YOU... 173 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,700 A LITTLE BIT. 174 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,533 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ORDER? 175 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:12,700 UM, SOME CARROTS. 176 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,567 K-A-- 177 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:16,267 UNCLE CURTIS. 178 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:17,200 WILL YOU PLEASE -- I'M 179 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,333 DOING -- I'M WORKING. 180 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,333 [ SIGHS ] 181 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,433 OKAY, YOU WANT CHOPPED 182 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,467 CARROTS OR WHOLE CARROTS? 183 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:26,367 HMM. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 184 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,433 CHOPPED CARROTS OR WHOLE 185 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,100 CARROTS? 186 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,067 THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. 187 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:32,567 COULD YOU PLEASE ORDER, SIR? 188 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:33,633 UNCLE CURTIS, I'LL TAKE 189 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:35,933 WHOLE CARROTS. 190 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:39,567 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 191 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:40,433 UNCLE CURTIS, WHO ARE YOU -- 192 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:41,333 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 193 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,333 I'M TALKING TO THE COOK. 194 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,967 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 195 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:45,700 WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU 196 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:46,333 SPEAKING? 197 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,567 I'M SPEAKING COOK LANGUAGE. 198 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:48,567 THIS IS CHEF LANGUAGE, 199 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,600 INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE. 200 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,300 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE 201 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:54,167 YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE, UH, CHEF 202 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:56,967 COOK SCHOOL. 203 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:58,767 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 204 00:04:58,767 --> 00:04:59,633 DID YOU SAY YOU WANT CHOCOLATE 205 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,767 OR RANCH DRESSING? 206 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,133 UM, TELL HER I WANT 207 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,533 CHOCOLATE. 208 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:06,700 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 209 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,433 [ LAUGHS ] 210 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:14,067 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 211 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,433 WHAT'D SHE -- 212 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:16,567 PLEASE. THAT'S RUDE. 213 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,200 [ LAUGHS ] 214 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,933 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 215 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:23,967 SHE SAID, "NO." 216 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:24,800 SHE SAID, "YOU DON'T NEED 217 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,233 CHOCOLATE. 218 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:27,167 THERE'S TOO MUCH. 219 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:28,233 THERE'S TOO MUCH. 220 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,867 NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU." 221 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:30,733 TELL HER I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE 222 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,900 MY CARROTS PLAIN THEN. 223 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,567 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 224 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:36,567 UNCLE CURTIS, NOW YOU SOUND 225 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:39,467 LIKE YOU'RE SPANISH. 226 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,100 SHE'S BI-- SHE'S -- SHE'S 227 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,400 MIXED. 228 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:47,967 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 229 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:49,100 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 230 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:49,933 SHE SAID WE DON'T HAVE 231 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,867 CARROTS. 232 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:57,133 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 233 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:58,133 NO, YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK 234 00:05:58,133 --> 00:05:58,867 LIKE THAT! 235 00:05:58,867 --> 00:05:59,767 YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK LIKE 236 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:00,767 THAT! 237 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:01,600 YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK 238 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,333 LIKE THAT! 239 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,500 YOU MUST LEAVE THE PREMISES, 240 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,867 SIR. 241 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:09,500 [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] 242 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,600 ALL RIGHT. 243 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,500 MOMMY, I'M TIRED OF 244 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,467 PRACTICING. 245 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:13,633 CAN WE AT LEAST JUST TAKE A 246 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:14,300 BREAK? 247 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,400 NO. NO, NO, NO. 248 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,300 WE NEED FOR YOU TO BE READY, 249 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:16,967 OKAY? 250 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,067 NOW I WANT YOU TO COME FROM YOUR 251 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:18,800 DIAPHRAGM. 252 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,667 REMEMBER -- YOU GOT TO PROJECT. 253 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:20,500 KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, SHOULDERS 254 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,267 DOWN. 255 00:06:21,267 --> 00:06:22,200 OKAY, WE'RE GOING FROM THE TOP. 256 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,067 LET'S GO. 257 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,700 OH, QUEEN GERALDINE, I'M SO 258 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:26,433 TIRED. 259 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:27,333 I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK ON THAT 260 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,067 BED. 261 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:28,967 CUT! CUT. 262 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,333 JAZZY, WHAT ARE YOU -- BABY, HOW 263 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,467 DO YOU EXPECT TO MARRY THE 264 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,767 PRINCE RECITING LINES LIKE THAT? 265 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,200 WHA-- 266 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,200 BABY, YOU WANT TO BE A STAR, 267 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,133 HUH? 268 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,067 HERE IS WHERE YOU START PAYING 269 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:37,967 IN SWEAT. 270 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:38,667 ARE YOU SWEATING? 271 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:39,333 ARE YOU SWEATING? 272 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,100 I DON'T SEE NO SWEAT. 273 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:40,800 WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? 274 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,067 WHERE IS YOUR FOCUS, HUH? 275 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,067 WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION? 276 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,533 I DON'T KNOW. I'M TIRED. 277 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:46,067 NO! 278 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,333 NO, JAZMINE, JAZMINE, YOUR 279 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,333 MOTIVATION IS THAT YOU ARE -- 280 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,700 YOU ARE -- YOU'RE TIRED. 281 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,667 YOU'RE SO TIRED OF BEING A SMALL 282 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:52,667 FARM GIRL, OKAY? 283 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:53,600 YOU'RE READY TO BECOME THE NEXT 284 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,067 PRINCESS OF PEACHVILLE, ALL 285 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,067 RIGHT? 286 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,200 YOU HAVE TO WALK IT. 287 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,367 EVERYTHING MUST BE GLAM. 288 00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,567 NAOMI CAMPBELL, IF YOU HAVE 289 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,467 TO, OKAY? 290 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,067 BUT YOU NEED TO BRING IT, OR 291 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:03,133 ELSE SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY'S 292 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:04,233 ALWAYS READY TO TAKE YOUR SPOT, 293 00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:04,900 BABY. 294 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:05,600 TRUST ME. I KNOW. 295 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,967 THAT GIRL CAROLINE TOOK -- 296 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:09,067 STAY ON YOU. 297 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:11,667 LISTEN, YOU NEED TO FOCUS, ALL 298 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,367 RIGHT? 299 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:13,233 NOW YOU WANT TO RUN IT FROM THE 300 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:13,967 TOP AGAIN? 301 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:14,733 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 302 00:07:14,733 --> 00:07:15,533 CAN I JUST BE JAZMINE FOR 303 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:16,233 RIGHT NOW? 304 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,467 [ SIGHS ] 305 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,100 OH, OKAY. 306 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,100 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU CAN TAKE 307 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,733 A BREAK FOR A S-- A LITTLE 308 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,667 BREAK, ALL RIGHT? 309 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,900 BUT AFTER DINNER WE'RE RIGHT 310 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,067 BACK AT IT, OKAY? 311 00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,067 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BRING IT. 312 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:29,933 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP. 313 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:30,700 YOU GOT TO COME UP. 314 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,500 YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY. 315 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,300 UNCLE CURTIS, CAN I HAVE 316 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:36,767 SOME WATER? 317 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:37,733 WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. 318 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:38,500 WATCH OUT. WHAT YOU DOING? 319 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,233 WHAT YOU DOING? 320 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,733 CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN? 321 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:42,733 NO KITCHEN? 322 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:43,767 HUH? 323 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,700 YOU CAN'T GO IN THE KITCHEN. 324 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,733 WHAT YOU NEED? 325 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,633 UH, CAN I HAVE SOME WATER? 326 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:51,333 GO FIND A SINK. 327 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,433 CUP YOUR HANDS. 328 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,767 SPLASH THE WATER IN YOUR MOUTH. 329 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:55,733 THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL. 330 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:59,700 THAT'S HOW WE USED TO DO IT. 331 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:00,567 THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS 332 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,567 SO CRAZY. 333 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:08,267 STUPID PLAY. 334 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:09,267 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LITTLE 335 00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:10,533 GIRL, LITTLE GIRL, WATCH WHERE 336 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,400 YOU'RE THROWING YOUR STUFF. 337 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,267 I JUST CLEANED UP. 338 00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:13,133 SORRY, UNC. 339 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,167 SHE'S JUST UPSET THAT SHE GOT 340 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,567 DEMOTED IN THE SCHOOL PLAY DOWN 341 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:18,067 TO A TREE. 342 00:08:18,067 --> 00:08:19,900 YEAH, AND THANKS TO MOMMY, 343 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,367 MY TEACHER SAID THAT I WAS OVER 344 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,133 THE TOP, AND NOW I'M A DUMB OLD 345 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:26,767 TREE WITH NO LINES! 346 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:27,800 WELL, I'M -- I'M -- I'M 347 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,400 SORRY, JAZZY. 348 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,167 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE 349 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:31,133 HELPFUL -- ACH... 350 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:31,967 UNH-UNH! 351 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:32,700 UNH-UNH. UNH-UNH. 352 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,467 [ SNEEZES ] 353 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:34,233 TO THE BACK! 354 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:35,833 TAKE IT TO THE BACK! 355 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,333 GERM-FREE ZONE, GERM-FREE 356 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,500 ZONE. 357 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,867 GOODNESS GRACIOUS! 358 00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:44,667 KEEP IT BACK THERE. 359 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,800 OH, ELLA! 360 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,633 NOT AGAIN! 361 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:51,100 ALL OVER THE FLOOR! 362 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,067 BABY, TREES ARE NOT THAT 363 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:52,933 BAD, YOU KNOW? 364 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:53,800 WE NEED TREES. 365 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,400 TREES ARE -- THEY HAVE LEAVES. 366 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,933 THEY'RE STRONG. 367 00:08:57,933 --> 00:09:00,200 UM, THEY -- THEY HAVE CHARACTER. 368 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,467 THEY, UH -- THEY GIVE US OXYGEN. 369 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:03,133 THEY -- 370 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,700 GET PEED ON. 371 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,200 NO. 372 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,133 I WAS GONNA SAY THAT THEY'RE 373 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,233 USED TO BUILD THINGS. 374 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,933 BUT I WANTED TO BE A 375 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:12,900 PRINCESS. 376 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,233 WELL, BABY YOU ARE ALWAYS 377 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:15,567 GONNA BE MY LITTLE PRINCESS, 378 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,467 OKAY? 379 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:18,333 NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I USED 380 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,433 TO DO WHEN I WAS A TREE, OKAY? 381 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:21,467 NOW, THIS IS THE TRUNK. 382 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:22,300 MM-HMM. 383 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,267 THESE ARE THE BRANCHES, 384 00:09:23,267 --> 00:09:24,833 RIGHT? 385 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:26,267 THESE ARE THE LEAVES. 386 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:26,933 UH-OH! 387 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,133 IT'S WINDY! IT'S WINDY OUTSIDE! 388 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,533 WHOA! WHOA! 389 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:31,633 UH-OH. UH-OH. 390 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,567 I SEE A TREE THAT'S IN KANSAS. 391 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:35,800 OH, IS THAT A TORNADO COMING TO 392 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,967 PULL IT UP OUT OF ITS ROOTS AND 393 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,200 SNAP IT LIKE A TWIG? 394 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,267 OH! AND THE TORNADO KNOCKS IT 395 00:09:40,267 --> 00:09:42,067 INTO THE HOUSE, AND IT SMACKS 396 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,533 MALIK RIGHT IN THE HEAD. 397 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:47,233 THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. 398 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,333 MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO STAND 399 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,100 STILL. 400 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,333 JAZZY, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU 401 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,833 DON'T HAVE LINES DOES NOT MEAN 402 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,233 YOU GOT TO BE BORING. 403 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:58,100 NOW, SOMETIMES, THE SMALLEST 404 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,567 PART, THE SMALLEST ROLE CAN 405 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,767 STEAL THE WHOLE SHOW! 406 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:03,500 [ SIGHS ] 407 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,467 OKAY, DADDY, I'LL BE A TREE. 408 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:06,567 ALL RIGHT. 409 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:09,133 NOW LET ME SEE YOUR FUNKY TREE. 410 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,000 THE WIND IS BLOWING. 411 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,867 THE WIND IS BLOWING. 412 00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:12,567 THE WIND IS -- UH-OH! UH-OH! 413 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,767 THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD, BABY! 414 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:15,567 THANK YOU, DADDY. 415 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:18,000 AND REMEMBER -- A TREE LIVES 416 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,067 A WHOLE LOT LONGER THAN A 417 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,000 PRINCESS. 418 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,867 YUP, UNLESS THEY STAY IN THE 419 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:24,700 RAINFOREST OR GET CHOPPED DOWN. 420 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:31,900 I GOT DEMOTED AGAIN. 421 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,800 AGAIN, DADDY! 422 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,467 HUH? 423 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,667 NOW I'M NOT EVEN A TREE. 424 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,300 I'M A ROCK! 425 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,700 A ROCK, SOMETHING YOU SEE 426 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,733 OUTSIDE, DADDY. 427 00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:42,967 I COULD CRUSH A ROCK RIGHT NOW 428 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,633 'CAUSE MY TEACHER SAID, "A TREE 429 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,467 CAN'T DO THE WALKING OUT." 430 00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:48,133 WHAT? 431 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,300 NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY 432 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,067 BRANCHES, LEAVES, AND YOU CAN'T 433 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,333 DO ANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. 434 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,233 [ CHUCKLES ] 435 00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:54,567 HEY, DAD, LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO 436 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,200 SOLVE THIS ONE 'CAUSE ROCKS -- 437 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,033 THEY'RE PRECIOUS, LITTLE 438 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:57,833 MINERALS, AIN'T THEY? 439 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:58,633 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, TOO. 440 00:10:58,633 --> 00:10:59,300 SHUT UP! 441 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,133 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 442 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,933 SIT YOUR ROCKHEAD DOWN. 443 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,533 NOW, JAZZY. ROCKS ARE GOOD, TOO. 444 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,800 YEAH, UNLESS THEY GET PEED 445 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,700 ON. 446 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,267 I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT 447 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:12,133 THIS STUPID PLAY ANYMORE! 448 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,133 I'M QUITTING. 449 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:14,967 THAT'S IT, BABY. 450 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,467 TAKE A STAND! 451 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,500 ROCKS ARE GOOD. 452 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,700 WE NEED ROCKS. 453 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,867 IF IT WEREN'T FOR ROCKS, WE'D 454 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,867 HAVE NO MOUNT RUSHMORE, NO ROCK 455 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,600 OF GIBRALTAR, NO -- 456 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,167 CRACK HOUSES. 457 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,800 DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO 458 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,067 BE HELPFUL AND EVERYTHING, BUT 459 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,433 I DON'T THINK JAZMINE KNOWS WHAT 460 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,667 THOSE ROCKS REALLY ARE. 461 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,467 DO YOU, JAZZY? 462 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:35,567 NO? OKAY. 463 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:39,467 UH, WELL, YOU LIKE CHRIS ROCK. 464 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:42,067 AND YOU LIKE THE ROCK. 465 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:42,833 AND YOU LIKE TO ROCK NEW 466 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,600 CLOTHES. 467 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,400 YEAH! 468 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,200 SO THERE YOU GO! 469 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,933 [ CHUCKLES ] 470 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,233 ALL RIGHT, DADDY. 471 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,067 I'LL BE A ROCK. 472 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,367 OKAY. 473 00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:51,333 WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SHOW 474 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,833 YOU HOW TO BE A ROCK THEN. 475 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:56,933 UH, I GUESS I'LL PASS. 476 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,833 WELL, THEN, IF I DON'T SHOW 477 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,733 YOU, WHO'S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW 478 00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:00,567 TO BE A ROCK? 479 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,400 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 480 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,400 [ SNEEZES ] 481 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,733 OH, MAN. COME ON. COME ON. 482 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:07,400 [ SNEEZES ] 483 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,067 HEY, HEY, HEY. 484 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:08,900 MAKE LIKE CALVIN. 485 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,267 BE BREEZY, SNEEZY. 486 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,133 COME ON, MAN. 487 00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,267 COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. 488 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:15,733 IT'S TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH! 489 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,733 TAKE IT TO THE BACK! 490 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,133 AAH! 491 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,433 [ LAUGHS ] 492 00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,200 HI, UNCLE CURTIS. 493 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,733 UM, CAN YOU, UM, TEACH ME HOW TO 494 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,667 BE A ROCK? 495 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,567 CAN YOU GET YOUR FEET OFF OF 496 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:39,733 ME AND GET OFF MY CHAIR? 497 00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,700 A WHAT? 498 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,667 CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE A 499 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,067 ROCK? 500 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:43,867 SIT ON THE COUCH. 501 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:48,800 YES! 502 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,300 THAT'S GOOD. OH, LOOK AT YOU! 503 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,467 LOOK AT -- YOU'RE A NATURAL. 504 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,467 YOU ARE A NATURAL. 505 00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:57,267 LOOK LIKE A ROCK, DON'T YOU. 506 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,200 CUTE LITTLE ROCK. 507 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,567 CUTE LITTLE ROCK. 508 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,067 LOOK AT THAT LITTLE -- LOOK AT 509 00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,700 THAT LITTLE ROCK. 510 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,833 LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROCK. 511 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,767 [ GIGGLES ] 512 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,200 THANKS, UNCLE CURTIS. 513 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,400 WE -- ROCKS DON'T TALK. 514 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,733 ROCKS DON'T TALK. 515 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,200 HOLD ON. 516 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,067 YOU'RE SO GOOD I'M GONNA PUT MY 517 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,067 KEY UNDER YOU. 518 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,133 WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT? 519 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:21,967 HOW YOU DOING, CALVIN? 520 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,467 WHERE'S POPS? 521 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:24,733 HE'S IN THE BACK TAKING CARE 522 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:25,600 OF AUNTIE ELLA. 523 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,400 OH. 524 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,300 WELL, THEN HE WON'T MIND IF I 525 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,700 HELP MYSELF TO SOME FOOD. 526 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,233 [ POPS LIPS ] 527 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,900 WHY IS THERE A CHAIN AROUND THE 528 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,800 KITCHEN DOOR? 529 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,633 THE DINER'S CLOSED. 530 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,233 OKAY. 531 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,800 SO, WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT? 532 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,333 SICK. 533 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,567 OHH, WHY ARE YOU SO SAD, 534 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,633 LITTLE BIT? 535 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,300 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT AT FIRST 536 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,567 I WAS A PRINCESS IN THE SCHOOL 537 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,267 PLAY. 538 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:54,933 MM-HMM. 539 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:55,800 BUT THEN MY MOMMY COACHED 540 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,633 ME, AND THEN I GOT DEMOTED TO A 541 00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,067 TREE. 542 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,200 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A 543 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,067 TREE? 544 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,367 UH, NOTHING, BUT THEN MY 545 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,067 DADDY COACHED ME, AND THEN I GOT 546 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,133 DEMOTED TO A ROCK. 547 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:06,900 [ CHUCKLES ] 548 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,133 WHAT'S NEXT, DIRT? 549 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:11,067 [ LAUGHS ] 550 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,400 I'M JUST KIDDING. 551 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,267 WELL, LOOK, AT LEAST YOU'RE 552 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,700 STILL IN IT. 553 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,867 YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER NOT BE. 554 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,333 LOOK, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS 555 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,133 LEARN ALL THE PARTS. 556 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:25,467 LET'S SEE YOUR PRINCESS. 557 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,733 HA! NOW TURN THE OTHER WAY. 558 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,867 TURN THE OTHER WAY. 559 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,167 NOW LET'S SEE YOUR TREE. 560 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:34,533 OKAY, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR ROCK. 561 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,933 OH, THAT'S A GOOD ROCK. 562 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,933 [ GIGGLES ] 563 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,167 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR AUNTIE 564 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,500 AND MAMA DO THIS MESS. 565 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,500 OW! STOP. 566 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,633 OKAY, I'M DONE ANYWAY. 567 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,233 I CANNOT GO TO THE PLAY 568 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,167 LOOKING LIKE THIS. 569 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,067 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 570 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:56,867 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT 571 00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:57,500 LOOK LIKE. 572 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,733 I CAN FEEL IT. 573 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,600 YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A ROCK. 574 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,700 NOW YOU'RE A ROCK WITH FUNGUS. 575 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,733 UNCLE CURTIS. 576 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:04,933 WHAT? 577 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,067 CAN I HAVE SOME MORE TISSUE, 578 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:06,700 PLEASE? 579 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,067 I'M OUT. 580 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,500 GETTING ON MY NERVES. 581 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,767 STAY HERE. 582 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,533 DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE. 583 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,667 YOU STILL GOT TO PAY ME. 584 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,967 [ COUGHS ] 585 00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:16,767 [ GROANS ] THANK YOU. 586 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,833 DON'T TOUCH THE BOX! 587 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,767 WHAT YOU TOUCH THE BOX FOR? 588 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:19,667 JUST TAKE THE TISSUE! 589 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,867 OKAY, OKAY. 590 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:21,767 CAN I GET SOME MORE TEA, 591 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:22,467 PLEASE? 592 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,467 HOLD ON. 593 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,300 I'M HANDING YOU THE CUP. 594 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,700 GIVE ME THE CUP THEN. 595 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,667 WHY ARE YOU TWO IN HERE 596 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,067 CONTAMINATING MY ROOM? 597 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,067 WHY DON'T Y'ALL GO IN THE BACK? 598 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,867 [ COUGHING ] 599 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:38,900 WE WANT TO SEE JAZMINE IN HER 600 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,300 PLAY. 601 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,333 SEE HER FOR WHAT? 602 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,733 SHE'S JUST A ROCK. 603 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,633 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES -- 604 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,333 NOTHING. 605 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,933 UNCLE CURTIS, COULD YOU GET 606 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:46,833 ME A BLANKET, PLEASE? 607 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,900 I'M CHILLY. 608 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,533 YEAH, I'LL GET YOU A BLANKET. 609 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,667 [ SNEEZES ] 610 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,300 STAY BACK. STAY BACK. 611 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,300 WHY YOU COMING OUT OF MY ROOM 612 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,533 SNEEZING? 613 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,400 AUNTIE ELLA SAYS SHE WANTS 614 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,800 SOME MORE SOUP, AND I WANT SOME 615 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,833 MORE ORANGE JUICE. 616 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,067 WELL, I'LL GET IT. 617 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,067 WHAT ABOUT MY BLANKET? 618 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,300 WHAT ABOUT MY TEA? 619 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,433 WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY? 620 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,267 UGH! 621 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,200 THE PLAY'S ABOUT TO START, AND 622 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,233 I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED. 623 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,267 I'LL TAKE HER. I'LL TAKE HER. 624 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,067 YOU CAN'T TAKE HER. 625 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:12,800 YOU CAN'T TAKE HER. 626 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,600 YOU SIT RIGHT THERE. 627 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,333 YOU CAN'T EVEN -- 628 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,167 AH...AH... 629 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,433 [ SNEEZES ] 630 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:19,300 LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T TAKE 631 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,067 HER, EITHER. 632 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:22,967 UGH. 633 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:25,300 IT'S A GERM INCUBATOR IN HERE. 634 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,200 I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF Y'ALL 635 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200 WERE READY TO GO TO THE PLAY. 636 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,433 AH...AH... 637 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,300 [ SNEEZES ] 638 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,267 JAZMINE, COUSIN CALVIN'S 639 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,900 GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE PLAY. 640 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,533 SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY. 641 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:36,967 BABY! 642 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:37,833 JAZZY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR 643 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,467 HAIR? 644 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,933 OH. UNCLE CURTIS DID IT. 645 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:44,433 HE -- HE SAID THAT I WAS A ROCK 646 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,133 WITH FUNGUS. 647 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,800 WITH FUNGUS. 648 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,533 FUNGUS HEAD, TAKE MY CAP. 649 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:49,667 YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO. 650 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,567 COME ON. 651 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,333 SEE YOU. 652 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,100 BYE, BABY. 653 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,767 BYE. DO GOOD. 654 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,267 SEE YOU. 655 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:58,800 [ COUGHS ] 656 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,300 [ SNEEZES ] 657 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,700 [ GROANS ] 658 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:06,133 [ COUGHS ] 659 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,333 [ GROANS ] 660 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:12,167 [SNIFFLES] 661 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,600 [ COUGHS ] 662 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,967 [ SNIFFS ] 663 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,967 [ SNEEZES ] 664 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,367 [ COUGHS ] 665 00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,367 [SNIFFLES] 666 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,500 WILL YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTOR? 667 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:33,367 GUESS WHAT! 668 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,433 I WAS STARRING IN THE SCHOOL 669 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,500 PLAY. 670 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,933 OH! 671 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:37,967 YOUR TEACHER LET YOU BE THE 672 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,900 PRINCESS? 673 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,300 NO, SHE LET ME BE EVERYONE. 674 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,567 YEAH, ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS 675 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,600 GOT SICK, SO THE PLANTS AND THE 676 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,067 ANIMALS GOT THE MAIN ROLES. 677 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,433 EVEN THE SUN GOT TO SHINE. 678 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,700 YEAH, BUT THERE STILL WEREN'T 679 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,933 ENOUGH PEOPLE, SO I PLAYED MORE 680 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,333 THAN ONE ROLE! 681 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,100 OH, THAT'S GREAT, BABY, BUT 682 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,133 HOW DID YOU KNOW EVERYBODY'S 683 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,333 PARTS? 684 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,200 WELL, THANKS TO COUSIN 685 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,967 CALVIN, I STUDIED ALL THE 686 00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:57,900 CHARACTERS' LINES. 687 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,600 SO WHAT DID YOU DO? 688 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,067 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS FROM 689 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,500 OVER HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT 690 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,967 TO GET SICK. 691 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,067 OH, MR. TREE, I'M SO HUNGRY. 692 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,533 DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW ONE OF 693 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,600 YOUR PEACHES? 694 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,300 MM. THANK YOU, MR. TREE. 695 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,867 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 696 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,400 OH, MR. ROCK, DO YOU MIND IF I 697 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,133 REST ON YOU FOR A BIT? 698 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,567 THANK YOU, MR. ROCK. 699 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,833 I'M OFF TO THE CASTLE NOW. 700 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,500 [ APPLAUSE ] 701 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,467 [ LAUGHS ] 702 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,467 GREAT! 703 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,233 HEY, UNCLE CURTIS, WE'RE 704 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,167 GOING TO SCHOOL. 705 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:32,833 SEE YOU. 706 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,367 WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU. 707 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,367 ALL RIGHT, UNC, I'M OUT, MAN. 708 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,533 ALL RIGHT. 709 00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:39,967 HEY, NEPHEW, WILL YOU GET ME 710 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,067 SOME MORE TEA, PLEASE, BEFORE 711 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:41,933 YOU LEAVE? 712 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,733 MALIK DRANK THE LAST OF IT. 713 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,067 SEE YOU. 714 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,867 ELLA! 715 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:48,633 ELLA! 716 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,067 UNCLE CURTIS, SHE LEFT EARLY. 717 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 718 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:51,967 BYE. HAVE A GREAT DAY. 719 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,100 WHAT IN -- 720 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,100 [ GROANING ] 721 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,567 [ COUGHING ] DAMN.